Ellen DeGeneres for President.
I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message
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Because my vote doesn’t matter. I honestly think imma vote for her.
I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message
Holy crap

The notes!
Because my vote doesn’t matter. I honestly think imma vote for her.
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Ant-Man (Scott Lang) vs Taskmaster from Ant-Man #3 (Vol. 2)
by nickspencerly, Ramon Rosanas and boydcolors
In the game I’m DMing for I decided to put in Jack Black and Kyle Gass as Satyr Bards who, together, make spellbinding music. Apart they are a talented bards but together they are TENACIOUS D!!
moonman31 1:44 PM: “okay”
moonman31 1:44 PM: "this is epic”
Jos 1:44 PM: "Hey moonman”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:44 PM: "Well, well!”
Jos 1:44 PM: "high?”
moonman31 1:45 PM: "Not at all”
Jos 1:45 PM: "Ah”
Jos 1:45 PM: "tell us whats epic”
Jos 1:45 PM: ”: p”
moonman31 1:45 PM: “:stuck_out_tongue:”
moonman31 1:45 PM: "Ascension!”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:45 PM: ”… What.”
moonman31 1:45 PM: “Bet I had ya scared for a second”
Jos 1:46 PM: "Except the part of the death, ascension is cool ?”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "Nah, just unamused”
Dense 1:46 PM: "Hey moon”
moonman31 1:46 PM: "Actually I have been laying low”
moonman31 1:46 PM: "I’m sure you noticed”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "Kinda hard not to”
Wolfcat 1:46 PM: "mugens balls were bursting in fear”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "Not here boy”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: ”@moonman31”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: “So what’s this thing you were calling epic a few minutes ago?”
Jos 1:47 PM: "ascension!”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:47 PM: "Stop switching accounts, it’s not funny.”
moonman31 1:47 PM: "I have been spending my time professionally stalking ya boys”
moonman31 1:47 PM: "and not using much internet beyond that”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:47 PM: "Oh this should be good.”
Mr t series good 1:48 PM: "who is axis”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:48 PM: "Visitor. Pay her no mind.”
moonman31 1:48 PM: "So I am basically pretty sure Nocta knows I cannot be trusted anymore 100% so I’m basically on his shitlist now since he assumes that part of the forums got posted to Dumblr”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:49 PM: "Haven’t seen any of that, so I dunno what drugs he’s doin.”
moonman31 1:49 PM: "I surprisingly think he still trust Dov though which was the point”
moonman31 1:49 PM: "You need him there and I cannot really give you the inside scope anymore”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:50 PM: "You never could in the first place, if I recall.”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:50 PM: "Or has that restriction been lifted?”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "Man you are cranky :moonman:”
Dense 1:50 PM: "Oh fuck”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "Ok check this”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:50 PM: "Might have something to do with Wolf and Jos, but by all means, please carry on.”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "I didn’t mean Nocta when I said I was stalking ya boys”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "I meant I’ve been looking into a few things about our pretty unique situation”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "I had access to some stuff I can no longer access”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "Secret website shit”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "I’m not an elite hacker but there’s a subspace of the observatory for all the neato cult stuff you all suspect is there anyway”
moonman31 1:50 PM: "And I was reading some garbage about parallelos and stuff is making a whole lot more sense”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:53 PM: "Oh shit son”
Dense 1:53 PM: "Damn”
Dense 1:53 PM: "Wich means”
moonman31 1:54 PM: "But the most immediate concern for y'all is what’s up with my alt handle in your place”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:54 PM: "Exactly right, Dense”
Dense 1:54 PM: "Nocta is 100% ascended”
moonman31 1:54 PM: "Greth”
Dense 1:54 PM: "Ohfuck”
Dense 1:54 PM: "U rite where da fuck is greth”
Jos 1:54 PM: "Im back”
Dense 1:55 PM: "Joso”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:55 PM: "That account’s been active in my abse - Wait what?”
Jos 1:55 PM: "No im back”
Jos 1:55 PM: "tell me dense”
moonman31 1:55 PM: "I’m pretty sure from some email snippets that shit is about to get heavy but I literally don’t understand what the fuck they were talking about”
Dense 1:55 PM: "Just hi”
moonman31 1:55 PM: "Just they were talking about it a LOT”
moonman31 1:55 PM: "and it seemed bad”
Jos 1:55 PM: "Hi brother”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:55 PM: "I was gonna say, it was inactive up to when I left, but y'all are saying it’s not there no more?”
moonman31 1:56 PM: "That’s the first bit of news”
Jos 1:56 PM: "So, another subpage, the forums is a subpage, as there is one hidden huh”
moonman31 1:56 PM: "The second bit of news is an apology”
moonman31 1:56 PM: "For the bots.”
Mr t series good 1:57 PM: "that was you huh”
moonman31 1:57 PM: "I needed to slow down nocta so I literally invited scambots”
moonman31 1:57 PM: "sorro.”
Dense 1:57 PM: "Oh shit”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:57 PM: ”@Jos More like the forums are the surface page and this LC shit is a subpage.”
Dense 1:57 PM: “So it was you”
Jos 1:57 PM: "That is a good strategy”
Wolfcat 1:57 PM: "no need to apologize”
Wolfcat 1:57 PM: "thanks for the local russian hookers”
Jos 1:58 PM: "Can you send spam bots to luna to slow her down jk”
moonman31 1:58 PM: "The problem is I never had control of them per se but at least it worked for a while”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:58 PM: "So how much can you tell us, whether it makes sense or not, about what they’re talking about in this subpage?”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:58 PM: "Like maybe we can interpret”
moonman31 1:58 PM: "Something is going to happen with some sort of agent of Luna”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:59 PM: "Did they say what and whom? I know it likely doesn’t make sense, but did they actually say it?”
moonman31 1:59 PM: "They want to bring the final piece of the puzzle into place”
Mugen Kagemaru 1:59 PM: "Hmm…”
moonman31 1:59 PM: "I know it involves the parallelos”
Jos 1:59 PM: "Tyler is already taken i guess”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:00 PM: "Bruh I get it, it don’t make sense, but maybe they actually said the words?”
moonman31 2:00 PM: "I was never fully indoctrinated as you might say so I was pretty much at the same level as Dov”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:00 PM: "Meaning you won’t tell us what they said literally because it doesn’t make sense. Fine, whatever. We’ll move on.”
moonman31 2:00 PM: "I know the real hard core cult is nocta, yuuki, kaiden”
moonman31 2:00 PM: "Samuel too”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:01 PM: "Welp, that’s not good.”
Jos 2:01 PM: "Hoax is just there, in the middle…”
Wolfcat 2:01 PM: "Damn”
Wolfcat 2:01 PM: "whats up with yuuki”
Wolfcat 2:01 PM: "she sent me a weirdass PM just saying "thewoods” like 100+ times”
moonman31 2:01 PM: “She’s been around on discord but neither of us has posted”
moonman31 2:01 PM: "I think she’s conflicted on some things”
Jos 2:02 PM: "Why all the waifus turns out to be dangerous”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:02 PM: ”@Wolfcat“
Mugen Kagemaru 2:02 PM: “I remember that, when was it again?”
Wolfcat 2:02 PM: "sometime in february”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:02 PM: "Hmm…”
Jos 2:02 PM: "when the haunted house gif was a thing”
Wolfcat 2:02 PM: "also im guessing you can’t just show us this "subspace” on AO right”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:03 PM: “Yeah she said when she went to the house she learned things about The Truth that she didn’t know before, which is why I thought it was dangerous for the pics to be shared carelessly.”
moonman31 2:03 PM: "I mean possibly”
moonman31 2:03 PM: "Actually”
moonman31 2:03 PM: "but I’d need time to figure out the new password”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:04 PM: "That implies it can already be seen by normal users…”
Wolfcat 2:05 PM: "just got a weird PM: ” from nocta”
Wolfcat 2:05 PM: “"Tengo un diablo en mis pantalones"”
Wolfcat 2:05 PM: “wait nvm that was from jos my bad”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:06 PM: “…”
Mexican Nocta 2:06 PM: “Me cachis”
Mexican Nocta 2:06 PM: "me equivoque”
Mexican Nocta 2:06 PM: "buenas tardes”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:06 PM: "•headdesk•”
Jos 2:07 PM: "Wrong multiverse brother”
Mr t series good 2:08 PM: "mugen losing hope as always”
moonman31 2:09 PM: “”mugen losing hope as always””
moonman31 2:09 PM: "a motivational poster”
Jos 2:09 PM: "i must print one of those”
Jos 2:10 PM: "So yeah, I had the feeling the forums were just a façade”
moonman31 2:10 PM: "not really”
moonman31 2:10 PM: "more like a recruitment tool”
moonman31 2:10 PM: "but uh I had experience with the Moon Children as you know so the things set of my alarms big time and I wanted in to go undercover and it worked for a long ass time”
moonman31 2:10 PM: "I think I’m blown now though”
Mr t series good 2:12 PM: "F”
moonman31 2:12 PM: "F”
Jos 2:12 PM: "Will try to find this, true webpage, there must be a connection somewhere”
moonman31 2:13 PM: "technically speaking I’m still an Astral Child”
moonman31 2:13 PM: "but I have a feeling this is going to come to a bad place soon”
moonman31 2:13 PM: "since I’m obviously some kind of traitor”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:13 PM: "Yeah man you may wanna run for it and keep away from their places.”
moonman31 2:13 PM: "that’s the idea
Jos 2:14 PM: "And develop somekind of telepathic resistance, you know their powers”
Jos 2:14 PM: "i tried”
moonman31 2:15 PM: "you should also know there used to be a bunch more members of the forums that have not rejoined”
Jos 2:16 PM: "I guess Samuel is one of them”
moonman31 2:16 PM: "that concerns me, it’s been a longass time since we’ve been back”
moonman31 2:16 PM: "I mean at least he has an account?”
Jos 2:16 PM: "Yeah”
Jos 2:16 PM: "This is weird”
Jos 2:16 PM: "But i hope the cult didn’t do anything to silence them…”
Jos 2:16 PM: "for x reason”
Wolfcat 2:18 PM: "i might have asked this already i not sure tbh”
Wolfcat 2:18 PM: "but do you know exactly what was happening in the vid you uploaded to greth vlogs”
Wolfcat 2:18 PM: "like who was the lady in that vid”
moonman31 2:19 PM: "Yeah that was something I grabbed from the site”
moonman31 2:19 PM: "I was still trying to let you know I was feeding info without tipping off nocta”
moonman31 2:19 PM: "but that was the point where he started monitoring my traffic”
moonman31 2:19 PM: "shit was cash i got a vpn”
moonman31 2:19 PM: "that only worked for so long”
Jos 2:20 PM: "The thing is that this lady knew where to go, she had to give signs to this Greth to reach the place, whatever it is, i think the lady knows more”
Wolfcat 2:20 PM: "i suspected it might have been yuuki :thinking:”
Jos 2:20 PM: "Well, Nocta is theorized to be this being capable to controling electronic stuff, you could hide everything, but if he can sense it… its hard”
moonman31 2:21 PM: "uh what”
moonman31 2:21 PM: "idk about all that he owns the domain and forums so he probably just started intensely watching IPs”
moonman31 2:21 PM: "which he did after I uploaded that vid by getting into that youtube account”
moonman31 2:21 PM: "so in retaliation I flooded the place with scambots”
moonman31 2:21 PM: "and used a vpn to blend in”
moonman31 2:21 PM: "but that only worked for so long”
Jos 2:22 PM: ”“30 hot chicks near 21 km, what are you waiting for? click here"”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:23 PM: ”@moonman31 But yeah do you know who’s who in the video?”
moonman31 2:23 PM: “no clue”
moonman31 2:23 PM: "I just grabbed the file off the server because it seemed important and chucked it your way”
moonman31 2:23 PM: "the stuff i was seeing vs what I could directly share was always in conflict”
moonman31 2:23 PM: "I knew the instant I finally gave you a file or two”
moonman31 2:23 PM: "the war between the traitor and nocta would escalate”
moonman31 2:23 PM: "and that’s exactly what happened”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: "Wait that’s a new thing”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: "Who’s this traitor you’re talking about?”
Jos 2:25 PM: "moonman”
moonman31 2:25 PM: ”…”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: “I’ve been out of the loop lately”
Jos 2:25 PM: "he just said it top there”
Jos 2:25 PM: "he is a traitor to the astral children”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: "A'ight a'ight”
moonman31 2:26 PM: "We’re not ‘the Astral Children'”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:26 PM: "You used that phrase though”
moonman31 2:26 PM: "no, cult members self identify as an Astral Child”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:26 PM: "Anyway, like I said, I’ve been out of the loop, seemed like something these guys learned after I left.”
Jos 2:26 PM: "okay”
moonman31 2:26 PM: ”'I am an Astral Child'”
moonman31 2:26 PM: “but we are the Astral Observatory”
Wolfcat 2:29 PM: "More like the Ass observatory”
Wolfcat 2:29 PM: "but forreal tho”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:29 PM: "That’s more referring to that one thing Eve has.”
Wolfcat 2:30 PM: "Ass?”
Mr t series good 2:30 PM: "Uh, i dont know what you on about”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:30 PM: ”@Wolfcat Asstral Observatory”
moonman31 2:32 PM: “I’m still waiting for this one guy to join”
moonman31 2:32 PM: "he had the best selfies to meme”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:33 PM: "Oh? What’s the name, we’ll watch for him too”
moonman31 2:33 PM: "IsoscelesAssassin”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:34 PM: "Better than "ScaleneKiller"”
Mr t series good 2:34 PM: ”:rofl:”
moonman31 2:34 PM: “There was also the Spanish guy”
Mr t series good 2:34 PM: "spanish guy?”
Mr t series good 2:34 PM: ”:thinking:”
moonman31 2:35 PM: "Yeah I don’t remember his handle though”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:35 PM: "Jordi something, I think. (Kidding)”
moonman31 2:35 PM: "no”
Mr t series good 2:35 PM: ”:joy:”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:35 PM: “I’m kidding, dude.”
Jos 2:35 PM: "jos, dense,,”
Jos 2:35 PM: "Ummm”
Jos 2:35 PM: "thinking”
Mr t series good 2:35 PM: "well i guess we dont know that spanish guy”
moonman31 2:35 PM: "oh, pardon, if that was a reference™ I didn’t get it”
Jos 2:36 PM: "jacobtheguy”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:36 PM: "More of a joke, and don’t worry, we’ll explain someday”
Jos 2:36 PM: "idk”
Mugen Kagemaru 2:36 PM: "You’re not the only one under restrictions”